Okay, some of you might know this story since I did a storytime in my previous blog, but I will assume most of you don’t know this story. I really think this was a hilarious event.
So, when I was in 2nd grade, we needed to have rulers with us in order to measure. Now me being a stupid ass forgot to bring my ruler to school, so I decided to borrow a ruler from the boy sitting next to me. He said, “Okay, I’ll give it to you once I finish using it.” To which I replied “No problem. Take your time.” I guess the boy sitting in front of me is also a forgetful person and decided to borrow a ruler from the boy sitting next to me.
The boy sitting next to me let him know that I had asked first and that he can use his ruler once I am done with it. Now the boy sitting in front of me was fascinated by the ruler the guy next to me had.
Wait, hold up, maybe I should give them names? Hmm… alright the boy sitting next to me we will call him Bob, and the boy in front of me we’ll call him Tom. So, Bob and Tom. Okay now back to the story.
Now Bob had a really cool ruler, I have to admit. It was a ruler with a fake fish inside it, and I have no idea where he got it from, but that ruler was fab. So, Tom decided to bother Bob about the ruler. Now me being an honest person (most of the time) I decided to say, “You never seen a ruler before?” I meant it sort of like a joke, but I guess Tom didn’t take it that way because he decided to come and push me down.
I personally do not like fighting or any type of violence for that matter, but when someone comes and pushes you, you get defensive. So, I decided the most logical thing to do was grab a compass (the one that comes with a protractor) and throw it at him. Usually, I have a horrible aim, but I guess this time my aim was on point, and it hit him.
When the teacher noticed our altercation, she sent us to the principal’s office. The principal wasn’t there, but the meanest all the vice principals was there. Now I tell you this vice principal scared everyone and I mean EVERYONE. Even teachers. So, when I saw him, my mind was like “Fuck it, you’re doomed.” So, the principal asked us what happened, and we both told him our version of the story. At this point, I am expecting detention or maybe even a suspension, but to my surprise, the vice principal told me to go back to class. My brain at this point has left me. It couldn’t comprehend what was going on and it just left. To make a long story short, I come to find out that Tom got detention. Fuck you, Tom! 😡
Ahem. I meant to say, I mean you did push me, Tom. 🙄
I hope you guys enjoyed my little story. It wasn’t a very long one, but hey. 😛 I am trying to get back into the blogging groove. Please, blogging Gods help me.